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My parents always warned me about playing on trampolines. They were always paranoid, fearing I would shatter a few bones while bouncing around like an idiot. Now, if my parents ever knew about Kelly Well's experience, they would've put a lock on the trampoline and thrown away the key. Face it, no good parents want their offspring drowning under the rancid cunt juice of 20 or so crazy nymphos. |